Don't Stand in Line, Identify.

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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makeitzayn:

makeitzayn:

we have a photo of louis wearing a snapback…the pentagram is complete

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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gabilliamqueen:

i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking

haha

guess whos gettin that dick

not u

me

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sherlockspeare:

jayandmirror:

thescienceofjohnlock:

sherlockspeare:

Because I thought it would be funny (x)

This is going to go so well with so many songs.

what is this. What is this. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS. WHAT.

Err… Guys you’ve got another one. Urm. Sorry but it’s too fun(to me)

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halfsleeper:

@Harry_Styles: Verona, I love you.

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tuesdayswithigor:

Vine Tries to Make a Commercial for Vine in Vine

I’ve been Gif’d. I’m trying to figure out how to explain this to my mom, who doesn’t even know what YouTube is. 

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magical-mayhems:

ridinghi:

egberts-plush-posterior:

srsbronydrama:

pepper-puppy:

CLICK THE SQUARES.

THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BACK.

FUCKING FUCK I LOVE THIS.

….so that’s how you get 800k+ notes.

everyone can put aside their differences and just agree this is awesome

they need to send this to Israel and Palestine.

ITS BACK!

this is addictive. i selected all squares

CLICK IT ALL

 I EVEN MADE A RING TONE OUTTA IT

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detectiveinspectordonut:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

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